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    Engineering Glossary

    Engineering Glossary

    Engineer says: A number of different approaches are being tried.
    Engineer means: We are still grasping at straws.

    Engineer says: We're working on a fresh approach to the problem.
    Engineer means: We just hired three kids fresh out of school.

    Engineer says: Close project coordination.
    Engineer means: We know who to blame.

    Engineer says: Major technological breakthrough.
    Engineer means: It works OK, and looks very hi-tech.

    Engineer says: Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured.
    Engineer means: We are so far behind schedule that the customer is happy to get it delivered.

    Engineer says: Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive.
    Engineer means: The damn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

    Engineer says: Test results were extremely gratifying.
    Engineer means: We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

    Engineer says: The entire concept will have to be abandoned.
    Engineer means: The only person who understood the thing quit.

    Engineer says: It is in process.
    Engineer means: It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is hopeless.

    Engineer says: We'll look into it.
    Engineer means: Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

    Engineer says: Please read and initial.
    Engineer means: Let's spread the responsibility for the mistake.


    Engineer says: Give us the benefit of your thoughts.
    Engineer means: We'll listen to what you say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.

    Engineer says: Give us your interpretation.
    Engineer means: I can't wait to hear this!

    Engineer says: See me/Let's discuss.
    Engineer means: Come into my office, I'm lonely.

    Engineer says: All new!
    Engineer means: Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.

    Engineer says: Rugged.
    Engineer means: Too heavy to lift.

    Engineer says: Lightweight.
    Engineer means: Lighter than rugged.

    Engineer says: Years of development.
    Engineer means: One finally worked.

    Engineer says: Low maintenance.
    Engineer means: Impossible to repair.

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