anuj.juneja.1
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About anuj.juneja.1

Biography:

Let me finish it off in one sentence: Except for the fact that I’m a normal guy, there’s nothing more to me. I’m a mix of the normal and the slightly abnormal. Well, then who doesn’t have a streak of insanity to his/her character? That’s normal. But then how can insanity be supposed to be normal? Hmmm, sounds like a ripe paradox.The most pronounced trait of mine is my introverted nature. I generally mix well in crowds and rarely prefer loneliness. But that’s not like any other normal introvert. A paradox here. The fact that I’m sharing all of this with you, despite me being an introvert is somewhat of a paradox. A poor one, admitted, but a paradox nonetheless.Here’s the funny part: A few of my friends are actually foolish enough to think that I’m intelligent!! So if you, yes, YOU, the reader of this gobbledygook, are one of them, well let me comment on your intelligence. No comments… The more intelligent lot of my friends is smart enough to know that I’m dumb. (And it’s reciprocal: I am dumb enough to know that they’re smart… or is it the other way round? Now, I’ve confused myself … did anyone say ‘paradox’?)Ok, so I’m a normal homo sapien (hopefully), living in a normal place, breathing the normally polluted air, eating the normal GM foods, talking the normal crap people normally talk, being a normal A.R Rahman fan and an abnormal admirer of R.P. Feynman, and trying to make normal sense of this abnormal world. Impossible task you say? Well, I don’t know about making the impossible possible, but making the legible illegible is my forte. How, then I can make normal sense of the world, without violating the 2nd law of thermodynamics, is a paradox!Flooded with paradoxes, are you? Someone said that the world is itself a paradox. Nobody’s arguing with that. But then, if nobody’s arguing, how can it be a paradox? That’s another paradox for you!!If you’ve had the patience to read this crap till now and then judge me, you are one of the following:1) Supremely stupid, if you happen to personally know me! If you already know me, why read what I wrote about myself as an introduction?2) Foolishly or innocently curious, hoping to get to know a person from something he has written about himself!3) Out of work, having time to read such lengthy crap. This can be either due to recession or due to the fact that you had no job to begin with, just like me (who has the time to write such lengthy crap).While I have a sense of humour which is sarcastic and critical at times, I’ve managed to not offend anyone seriously(well dunno actually wt they feel, but sm say that they'll kill me:P). I’m surprised!! Either they’ve been very sporting or just didn’t get the joke! You decide.Will begin with greater vigour to try to make sense of the world (starting with what I’m writing) from tomorrow, which just never comes!Right, done! If there are any typos in the passage above, forgive me, please forgvie me … oops, a typo …Some features of those born in August, many resemble me too...AUGUSTLoves to jokeAttractiveSuave and caringBrave and fearlessFirm and has leadership qualitiesKnows how to console othersToo generous and egoisticTaked high pride of oneselfThirsty for praise---traodinary spiritEasily angeredAngry when provokedEasily jealousObservantCareful and cautiousThinks quicklyIndependent thoughtsLoves to lead and to be ledLoves to dreamTalented in the arts, music and defenceSensitive but not pettyPoor resistance against illnessesLearns to relaxHasty and rushyRomanticLoving and caringLoves to make friends

Location:

Jalandhar, India, India

Interests:

Puzzles Jeffrey Archer (Official), John Grisham, Shakespeare, The Greatest Salesman in the World, Th